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SUCCESS -




ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

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robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




IRONY - It's a blast.




CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm
hahaha....great


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

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DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

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axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
d***! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
d*** it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

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Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am
5 forced smiles.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!


TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm
5weet


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.14/5

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boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks b*** in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's b*** and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.81/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am
Yep, big ol bad a** Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may d*** good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
5 legle55 llama5


JUGGALOS -


TAGS: juggalos foamy funny hitler
Rating: 3.16/5

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Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like b***on on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm
These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca


TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.54/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am
Jason is earths only hope!


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?




SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


JUST REVEALED - The identity of the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama Bin Ladin's eye out




IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm
If only it was a dream come true.


NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.2/5

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


LIFE -


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

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spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


POCKET TASER -


TAGS: dumb ****
Rating: 4.44/5

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dslohand - January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 sparks I'm still laughing I'd be locking that thing up at night. just to remove the temptation from the wife lol
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:04 pm
if it is that bad with AA's what would happen if you wired up a 9volt ?
HGCaboose - March 5, 2010, 4:19 am
Rofl That's great!
palmat - March 5, 2010, 2:00 am
lmao 5 AAA batteries for you.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
And by burn right through, I mean, I'd keep moving the lens and still burn a line clean through.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
Closest I've come to this kind of stupidity was an old game where 2+ people burn each others hands with a magnifyin lens and last to give in wins. I won cause I was the only one who could get a lens to burn right through cardboard
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:37 pm
When I was a kid, we'd play tag with a stun gun. Fun stuff.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:36 pm
Real ones use a wiggy.
Killroykill - March 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
and that's why electricians test wires with the back of their hands
Derek - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
I'm ashamed of my schadenfreude. 5L
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
I shocked myself on a bet with one of those small key chain ones, it blew me on my a**
culos - March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
I physically felt what you went through. 5 Nutless Morons for you!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
I am sitting here, at work, tears rolling down my face. I started coughing from trying not to laugh too loud. I had to close the door to finish reading this! This is now my all time favorite! 10 Tazers for you! *zzap!* Ahhhhhrrrgghhh! Hahahahaha!!
Bovee - March 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
my brother is a marine and they had to pick between getting tazed or sh** with a rubber bullet and the first guy picked tazed and for some reason everyone else took the bullet. great story hope you get better. 5 volts.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


HIPSTERS - It takes a lot of effort to look like you don't care.


TAGS: hipster
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:29 am
Just many years of no socializing with the outside world.
boston - July 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
Not really !!!


RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?


TAGS: relationship
Rating: 4.74/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:53 pm
Sun Tzu made logical choices and acted on them. Women make because, choices; acts on them and suffers latter.
Rhovanmark - January 26, 2012, 1:37 am
Well d*mn I could argue withat logic, but it wouldn't make much sense.
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:26 am
It is because Sun-Tzu was handicapped by the need to make sense
Rhovanmark - January 23, 2012, 10:24 pm
I've asked the same question dj i'm waiting on the answer.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)
caveman - January 22, 2012, 7:05 am
Mayve you weren't log in at the time? Thats' the best guess i can think of..... oh and 5l's
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!


REAL GAMERS -


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

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Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Awesome!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


OH SHIT -


TAGS: lion animal ****
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:34 pm
Male lions generally don't do the hunting at all. They're semen factories for their pride, that's it.
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.


A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.73/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:08 am
What did Murray on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" say about Chuckles the clown?: "Born in a trunk, died in a trunk!"
steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


CHILDPROOFING -




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

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Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.


TAGS: sun worship
Rating: 3.2/5

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toad36 - September 17, 2015, 3:56 pm
Steal a quote from the Simpsons and add a picture of the Sun. Clever.


ANGER MANAGEMENT -




SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.




THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention


TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.68/5

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fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it **** bricks ****
Rating: 2.12/5

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kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls ***er off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest ph**os I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the ****bricker mindf*** posters, it is inconsequential bull**** that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking ph**ographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good ph**oshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
d*** baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't **** bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


ANTI WAR -


TAGS: marine war anti war hippi
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by usmciyaoyas

nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2014, 11:55 pm
I would be Anti War and Anti Military if the was a war of oppression and the military was murdering innocent people.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:35 pm
In theory, yes. In practice, not so much.
jenkinss2 - September 27, 2011, 10:44 am
But isn't there a difference between being anti-war and anti-military?
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 5:12 am
I'm not a native speaker, I think I've missed the irony...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:42 pm
Oh, I still love the poster, btw
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
I was confused by the guys sign in the pic. Isn't he supporting war?
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
You have to be manly to get it
panic8 - November 1, 2010, 11:39 am
Err... what's so funny about macho propaganda?
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
Ditto. 5
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:24 pm
I like it.


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